OMG, this comic amuses me no end.( Halloween in Maine )
To amuse you, a conversation that totally did not happen precisely this way last night:
Me, trying (and failing) to unlock the car door: I couldn't get it in the hole!aradiachiba
: [dissolves into giggles]
Me: I mean the key. I couldn't get the key in the hole. If I were a man, I'd suck at sex.aradiachiba
: You suck at sex?!
Me: Yes. If I were a man, I would.aradiachiba
: Oh, I thought you said you DID suck at sex.
Me: No, no, I'm the hole, not the key. If I were the key, I'd suck at sex. I'm the hole, so I don't suck at sex. If I were the key, I wouldn't want to have sex with myse--let's not touch that.aradiachiba
: I think that's best.
And that totally did NOT lead to the phrase "suck at sex" being repeated ad nauseam
until it sounded like "socket-sex," at which point the conversation did not completely die.Dancing with the Stars
is on, and has a Halloween theme! Hmm, interesting.
...Mario Lopez is TOTALLY wearing eyeliner. O_O Well. I didn't expect that to be this sexy. (HA! Anything Mario does/wears is sexy!)
Joey is doing the TANGO to "The Addams Family" theme song??
The eyeliner is REALLY working for me. Hooooooey.
We had precisely 6 doorbell rings, and less than 20 trick-or-treaters. ::sighs:: Here I am mourning my childhood. Although, one of my students said today "Ms. _________, where do you live? I'll come trick or treating at your house!" I said, "I live 40 minutes away from here." He said, "Oh. Well, maybe not, but I would if I could."
Halloween left me ABSOLUTELY BEYOND EXHAUSTED. OMG those kids were out of control today. We put together paper skeletons in science for our unit on the skeletal system, and it took two hours of the afternoon... so I'm glad I decided to switch that to BEFORE the mindless fun Halloween packet. ;) aradiachiba
helped me make and decorate cupcakes that I brought in. I hid them under my desk and somehow managed to get them out, around the desk and on the front table before any of the kids noticed. I was surprised!
Huh, so NaNoWriMo's FAQ says fanfic counts. That is, if I were to write 50,000 words on the Founders, that could count as completing Nano.
And a bit tempting, as all my original ideas seem to be hiding or physically avoiding me as best they can.
And Salazar and Helga won't shut up.
And yet, I feel like it's... cheating. In some vague, undefined sort of way.
Does that make sense?
I'm tired. Bed after the show. =P
NaNo decisions tomorrow, possibly when I'm writing. (HA!!)