Because. Superboy. Punched. REALITY.

Well, he did. Then aradiachiba, zoe_chan and I started chatting.

You should all know this is bound to go post-modern.

aradiachiba: I have pomegranite vodka
lady_sarai: ooooooooo
aradiachiba: and black currant vodka
zoe_chan: I have all sorts of liquors
lady_sarai: I have..... none.
zoe_chan: aww!
lady_sarai: ::shifty eyes:: I should call Superboy.
aradiachiba: you should
aradiachiba: he could fracture some reality for you
lady_sarai: he can punch reality and get me liquor.
( Reality punching doesn't get any realer than punching reality. )

Immediately after this, my iTunes began playing "They're Coming To Take Me Away" and I got paranoid.

When in doubt, just remember:

Superboy punched reality.