Crack Meme results--Finally!

[lady_sarai]

This only took forever. ;)

For alphabet26:

2 and 8 are going on a honeymoon. Do they choose 18 or 23?

Dick Grayson and Cissie King-Jones are going on a honeymoon to either Disneyland or Bergen, Norway. They totally go to Disneyland because it's Dick Grayson and he'd be all over that.

And I'm not sure if you get the irony here, but you *do* know I'm all about the Tim/Cissie, so let me point out why this makes me giggle--Tim is Dick's adopted brother. ;) (And Dick called Tim "Little Brother" long before Bruce adopted him. Oh, Robins.)

What does 4 do for fun in 19?

Lian Harper blows up the Deathstar. She's totally Luke Skywalker, because she *is* that freaking awesome.

What's the worst thing about 25 for 7?

The worst thing about the Polar Ice Cap for Hiro Nakamura is that A) it's melting and B) it's cold!

For milleniumrex:

2 and 14 are going on a double date with 9 and 10. Where do they go?

Dick Grayson and Addison Montgomery (not-Shepherd) double-date with Claire Bennet and Jaime Reyes. Clearly it's more like Dick and Addie are chaperoning them, unless this is like one of those time-travel deals which CLEARLY IT IS! Claire and Jaime (BEST CROSSOVER PAIRING EVER ZOMG--at least prior to Season 3, but I think Jaime could help Claire with Season 3) got caught up in some kind of time-travel mix-up where they wound up in a past where Dick and Addie were dating before she went to medical school and met Derek, and before Dick realized he was actually in love with Roy.

Right, now, the date--well, they *plan* to go to dinner and a movie, but there's a tiny little alien invasion, and Dick and Jaime clearly HAVE to go help. And Claire has powers, which *fascinate* Addison, who is very freaked out by everything but remains calm yet snarky.

6 is in the hospital, and 11 comes to visit them. What do they bring?

Paco is in the hospital and Kon comes to visit him. I think he brings him contraband food and magazines Paco's mother will hit him for having, just because he can. Kon ribs Paco for being in the hospital at all, eats most of the pizza he brought and teases Paco about Brenda.

1 and 3 get stranded in 23. How do they react?

Roy Harper and Tim Drake get stranded in Bergen, Norway. These two are actually not too entertaining if they get stranded--Roy is in the JLA and has access to teleportation--also JLA funds--and Tim is Robin and has all kind of Bat-related toys and if they aren't in costume, they both have money.

Now, if they are there as civilians and they don't have access to credit cards... Tim will want to focus on finding a way home and Roy will want to drag him up the Floibanen and along the Brygge for sightseeing. He might also try to speak terrible Norwegian, except that Bergen was even more international than Oslo and most everyone speaks English.

This does not mean Roy won't try to embarrass Tim.

For xenokattz:

Once upon a time in 20, 10 and 8 had a totally excellent adventure. What was the souvenir?

Once upon a time in The Watchtower, Jaime Reyes and Cissie King-Jones had a totally excellent adventure. Their souvenir is the Bat-symbol off the back of Batman's chair, but neither is telling how they got it.

If 1 and 5 had a baby in 16, why did 14 deliver it?

If Roy Harper and Ginny Weasley had a baby on the top of the Empire State Building, Addison Montgomery would deliver it because she "is a board certified OB/GYN specializing in maternal-fetal medicine, and is a world class pediatric surgeon, sub-specialising in neo-natal surgery and fetal surgery." According to wikipedia. ;)

That would be one red-headed baby.

4,6,7,12 and 13 enter a basketball contest in 17. What obstacles did they encounter on the way there?

Lian Harper, Paco, Hiro Nakamura, Ron Weasley and Brenda enter a basketball contest in the Sydney Opera House.

......

Oh, my. First--Lian wants to stop and buy souvenirs in every city they stop in so she can buy something for her father. And Grandpa Ollie (and Grandpa Bruce and Uncle Dick, of course ;) Hee). And Dinah. And Hiro keeps teleporting off to save the world, except he tends to knock things over. Ron wants desperately to apparate but Paco *sat* on his *wand* and broke it! Paco and Brenda argue and make out alternately the entire way to Sydney and when they finally get there, the Security Guards don't seem to appreciate that they want to play basketball on the Opera House Stage.

Can't imagine why...

For secondbatgirl:

1, 3 and 7 meet at 19. Why are they there?

Roy Harper, Tim Drake and Hiro Nakamura meet at the Sydney Opera House. Roy is there on JLA business, Tim is there on Robin business and Hiro just wanted to see an opera.

For zoe_chan:

4 wants to purchase a hat. Why do they go to 23?

Lian Harper wants to purchase a hat. Why does she go to Bergen, Norway? Lian says "why not?" ;) She's never been and she learned how to fly Grandpa Ollie's plane and he did say she could use it whenever she wanted to. He probably should have used more precise wording.

Why do 11 and 13 elope to 17?

Why do Kon and Brenda elope to the Sydney Opera House? Because it's the only place they could agree on.

Oh, wow, the utter CRACK.

The List!

1. Roy Harper (Red Arrow)
2. Dick Grayson (Nightwing)
3. Tim Drake (Robin)
4. Lian Harper
5. Ginny Weasley
6. Paco
7. Hiro Nakamura
8. Cissie King-Jones
9. Claire Bennet
10. Jaime Reyes
11. Kon
12. Ron Weasley
13. Brenda (from Blue Beetle--she so needs a last name)
14. Addison Forbes Montgomery (not-Shepherd anymore)
15. Cristina Yang

16. the top of the Empire State Building
17. Sydney Opera House
18. Disneyland
19. The Deathstar
20. The Watchtower
21. A crab boat in the Bering Sea
22. The Nile River
23. Bergen, Norway
24. Wayne Tower
25. The Polar Ice Cap