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lady_sarai) wrote2006-05-29 12:36 am
lady_sarai) wrote2006-05-29 12:36 am
Of Eardrums and Inigo Montoya...
So, reading Trickster's Queen and I come across this gem:
"...it could loop itself around the back of Aly's ear and dangle its head by her eardrum."
I laughed out loud.
I would want nothing dangling by my earDRUM, thankyouverymuch. >_<
How did that slip by?
Also, my away message begins "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya..."
I'm sure you know the rest of it. If you don't, perhaps you're like my friend who IMed me saying:
"wait, whos inigo and didn't you say your dad had a heart attack?!?!"
.....
That repeated thumping you hear? That'd be my head hitting the wall.
And it's Memorial Day weekend. June is THURSDAY. O_o Where did May go?
My brother gives me headaches. Seriously. How can he push every button I have?
For instance. He's driving, leaving O'Donal's Nursery. He goes to turn left. Mom says "It might be better to turn right." I add, "Yeah, then you can take the back roads and avoid downtown. It's faster, anyway."
What does he do? Turns left. >_< We got caught in traffic. And the other nursery was closed when we got there 10 minutes past 5. >_< (The nursery Mom and I wanted to go to in the first place, but my brother said 'no, the other one's better' except for how it wasn't.)
ANYWAY. And all this Memorial Day stuff and beautiful, summery weather makes me think of my dad and my grandfather and I miss them. And there's my seriousness for tonight.
But....
Hanging by her *earDRUM*?!?!
"...it could loop itself around the back of Aly's ear and dangle its head by her eardrum."
I laughed out loud.
I would want nothing dangling by my earDRUM, thankyouverymuch. >_<
How did that slip by?
Also, my away message begins "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya..."
I'm sure you know the rest of it. If you don't, perhaps you're like my friend who IMed me saying:
"wait, whos inigo and didn't you say your dad had a heart attack?!?!"
.....
That repeated thumping you hear? That'd be my head hitting the wall.
And it's Memorial Day weekend. June is THURSDAY. O_o Where did May go?
My brother gives me headaches. Seriously. How can he push every button I have?
For instance. He's driving, leaving O'Donal's Nursery. He goes to turn left. Mom says "It might be better to turn right." I add, "Yeah, then you can take the back roads and avoid downtown. It's faster, anyway."
What does he do? Turns left. >_< We got caught in traffic. And the other nursery was closed when we got there 10 minutes past 5. >_< (The nursery Mom and I wanted to go to in the first place, but my brother said 'no, the other one's better' except for how it wasn't.)
ANYWAY. And all this Memorial Day stuff and beautiful, summery weather makes me think of my dad and my grandfather and I miss them. And there's my seriousness for tonight.
But....
Hanging by her *earDRUM*?!?!
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You friend amuses me. =)
And the Sawyconut is once again in progress. I completely missed this, but in episode 14, Sawyer catches Hurley eating ranch dressing and convinces him to help him look for that frog. Hurley says something and Sayer replies, "Why don't you shut up, Hammo. Or your ranch disorder's going to be the new lead item on the coconut internet." You see, his obsession's getting worse!
Yay for searching for 'sawyer, coconut' on Google.
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I adore your googling skills. Dude. (The smashing of that frog DID gross me out, now that I remember it. Ew, Sawyer.)
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And now I have the urge to go make an icon of a coconut computer...