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lady_sarai ([personal profile] lady_sarai) wrote2010-02-13 10:17 pm

PROMPT ME

On IM with [livejournal.com profile] second_batgirl, regarding the fact that she is drinking and writing drunken drabbles:

[livejournal.com profile] second_batgirl: I AM ON MY FIFTH DRINK
Sara: Wooooo!
Sara: I COULD TOTALLY HAVE WINE, I FORGOT WE HAVE SOME!!!
[livejournal.com profile] second_batgirl: YOU SHOULD HAVE WINE AND DO DRUNKEN DRABBLES


So, in the spirit of being silly and impressionable and over-ambitious, PROMPT ME.

I am going to get some wine now. (I know I owe drabbles from a while ago, and I WILL get to them, but let's pretend we forgot about that for the evening. ...And also forgot that I JUST posted something about being tired and getting sleep. What was *I* thinking?)

I'm going to blame this on the Olympic Spirit. ♥

[identity profile] second-batgirl.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
DICK AND ROY THE FIRST TIME THAT TIM COMES TO PICK UP CISSIE FOR A DATE.

Alternately - Dick and Roy the first time someone comes to pick up LIAN for a date.

[identity profile] milleniumrex.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I so want to read this.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Roy walked into the kitchen, a bewildered look on his face. "Dick?"

"Yeah? Hey, is the pasta supposed to look like this?" Dick asked, poking at the giant clump of spaghetti in the pot of boiling water.

Roy grimaced at the pot and shook his head. "No. And Tim's here."

Dick looked up, surprised. "Tim? Should I put on some more spaghetti?"

"No," Roy said, looking confused. "He's not here to see you."

"What? Why is he here?"

Roy reached past him and grabbed the pot of spaghetti sauce, yanking it off the heat as it started boiling over. "He's picking up Cissie."

"Oh." Dick peered into the pot, wrinkling his nose. "That doesn't look like yours. Pick her up for what? Why didn't Cassie pick her up?"

"It doesn't look like mine because it's solid--how did you do this?" Roy asked, poking at the sauce with a wooden spoon. "I think they're going out."

"I don't know, I just boiled it. Out where?"

Roy gave him an incredulous look. "Out. As in Tim used the front door and Cissie was wearing a dress. Fair warning--if your brother breaks my sister's heart, I'll have to kick his ass."

Dick blinked at him. "Wait, what?"

"You heard me."

He frowned. "Since when are they dating? Why didn't they tell us?"

"They probably didn't want us to make a big deal about it, or embarrass them," Roy said and reached for the phone. "Pizza or Chinese?"

Dick looked blankly at him, and then glanced at the pot of congealed spaghetti and sighed. "Pizza. Can we embarrass them when they come back?"

Roy rolled his eyes. "Are you kidding me? My little sister is out on her first date since she came to live with me. I plan on sitting in the living room fletching arrows in a threatening manner all night."

[identity profile] second-batgirl.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
YAY I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT! :D

[identity profile] milleniumrex.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Awesome. Roy is such an overprotective dad. XD

I loved this, and your fics always fill me with glee. :D

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
CUTENESS. Dick sucks at cooking and ROY FLETCHING ARROWS THREATENING. Yeeeee!

[identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, spaghetti! It's so obvious Alfred does EVERYTHING for the bats. I love how oblivious he is, too. And Roy! Threateningly fletching arrows! BWAH!

[identity profile] alphabet26.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sam and Dean, weechester. Just look how cute they are!

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
THEY ARE SO CUTE! ...This is my first SPN thingy and I can only apologize. :P

*

Something hit Dean hard in the stomach and knocked his breath out. He nearly panicked, until he realized it was Sam's foot that had kicked him as his little brother climbed under the covers with him. "Sammy?"

Sam froze and looked at him wide-eyed. "Um. Can I sleep here?"

"What's wrong?"

Sam frowned deeply. "I had a dream and then there were all kinds of noises and I can't sleep anymore."

Dean sighed and slid over to the side of the bed. "Get in. If you hog the blankets, I'll push you out, got it?"

Sam threw his arms around him in a hug and crawled the rest of the way into bed, burrowing under the blankets. "Thanks, Dean!"

Dean grunted as Sam's elbow caught him in the jaw. He waited until Sam was settled, and pulled the blankets up around them. "Yeah, yeah. Go to sleep."

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
*GIGGLES* This is CUTE on so many levels. (Oooh, I'm being naughty and reading fic before I've finished! I figured weechesters was probably safe and if it was spoilery, you would have warned because you know me and my insatiable curiosity!)

[identity profile] alphabet26.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't get a notification for this! D: D: because it was ADORABLE and WONDERFUL, and I would have loved to flail over it right after you wrote it! Thank you so much!!

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY I am glad you liked it! But BOO notification fail! :( I'm glad you found it anyway! <3

[identity profile] alphabet26.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
GAH!! I didn't get this either! WTF, LJ??
ext_28394: ([SPN] Brother Love)

[identity profile] marenzi.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeee BOYS. This is my canon!

[identity profile] glymr.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Tim/Kon First day of summer

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
...This turned out more gen than I meant it to, oops? :P Hope it works anyway!

*

"This is insane."

Tim glanced at Kon, raising an eyebrow under his cowl. "What is?"

"Doesn't Gotham know it's summer?"

Tim rolled his eyes and returned his attention to the building he was watching. "It's only the first day."

"That's my point. It's the first day of summer! And it's raining! And cold!" Kon cried, throwing an arm out, indicating the chilly rain that had already soaked through his shirt and plastered his hair against his head. "Insane!"

"You don't have to be here, you know," Tim pointed out evenly. "I can handle this and meet you somewhere with more sun later."

Kon grumbled under his breath and crossed his arms, somehow managing to sulk in mid-air. "I said I'd help," he mumbled.

Tim smiled and stood, shooting a jumpline. "And I appreciate it. Come on. Let's take these guys out, and then we can go get out of the rain."

Kon grinned, following him. "I like that plan. Let's go!"

[identity profile] glymr.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Gen or slash, Tim/Kon interactions always make me happy. Thank you very much! You brightened my night. ^^

[identity profile] milleniumrex.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
TIM DRAKE/CISSIE QUEEN!!!

Yes, I am requesting fanfic for a show that probably won't start for a year. But um, just consider it an AU where Cissie was raised by Ollie and became Green Arrowette. :D

[identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
just consider it an AU where Cissie was raised by Ollie and became Green Arrowette.
-- This IS canon. It IS. Lalalalalalalalalalalalaican'thearyoulalalalalalalala.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Yes, it is! :D I need an icon of that picture clearly.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
...I do not have the brain cells to figure out how this ficlet is toon!AU and not normal stuff, but pretend it is and they are old enough for this stuff! :D

*

Cissie pulled her knees up, wrapping her arms around them. She was glad for her pants, but wished her shirt wasn't so short. It was freezing and she could have used the extra coverage. "No luck?"

Tim shook his head, frowning at the wood he was trying to light. "The wood's too wet. It won't light." He sighed and got up, coming to sit beside her. He put an arm around her shoulders and she leaned into him, resting her head on his shoulder. He rubbed her arm lightly to warm her. "It's times like this I wish I had a cape."

She laughed a little and poked his side. "Do you often find yourself stuck in a cave during a snowstorm with girls?"

He paused, looking thoughtful. "Well..." She elbowed him and he laughed, turning his head to kiss her hair. "Not with girls I want to share body heat with?"

"Hmm." Cissie smiled despite herself. "Good answer."

"Thank you. I try." Tim pulled her closer and then removed the elastic from her hair, freeing it from its ponytail. He combed his fingers through it, smoothing it over her back. "That might help."

"Thank you." She put her arms around him and snuggled against him. If she had to be stranded in a cave, being stranded with her boyfriend was definitely the way to go. She turned her head and gave him a soft kiss.

They kissed, huddled in the quiet darkness for a while, and when they broke apart, Tim pulled her with him when he moved to lie down. "Ciss?"

"Hmm?"

"...How dead am I when your dad finds out about this?"

She was quiet for a long moment. "I'll protect you."

"Right. I'm a dead man."
Edited 2010-02-14 08:14 (UTC)

[identity profile] milleniumrex.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Really cute, thanks. Ollie would be such a Papa Wolf if he raised a daughter, for sure. (Mia's a little different, because he's only had her for three years. But it comes out here and there. :p)

Yay Green Arrowette!

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Tim/Cissie/Kon, either future baby antics or doing awful things to people who hit on the other two.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Cissie came into the apartment and dropped her bag to the floor with a loud thud. "Tim? Kon?"

Kon stuck his head out of the kitchen, smiling. "Hey Ciss." His smile faded when he saw the look on her face. "What's wrong?"

Tim came into the hall from the bedroom, also frowning. "Hey--everything all right?"

She crossed her arms and looked from one of them to the other. "Would one of you like to explain what happened to Sam?"

Kon shot Tim an alarmed look, but Tim merely frowned in innocent confusion. "Sam? Isn't that your physics partner?"

"Yes," she said shortly, glaring at them.

"Did something happen to him?"

"You know perfectly well something happened to him," she snapped, pointing at both of them in turn. "Both of you were behind it, so you may as well admit it now."

Kon spread his hands out innocently, shrugging. "I don't know what you're talking about, Ciss. We didn't do anything."

"Kon, stop it. I know you messed with the engine in his car."

"What? Of course I didn't!"

"Do you really want to lie to me right now?"

Kon hesitated and then sighed, shoulders drooping. "Okay. I might have loosened a few screws here or there. But he was being an ass!"

"Yeah, well, I was with him when the engine fell out of his car," Cissie snapped. "We had to walk a mile to get back to campus!"

Tim frowned. "Why were you in his car?"

She pointed at him, glaring. "Oh, and you! Don't think I don't know how his laptop got infected by a virus that changed all his passwords and ate all of his files, including our final project. I was in the car with him because we were going to see our professor to show him the laptop and ask for an extension, but clearly that didn't work out."

Tim winced and glanced at Kon. "Possibly this didn't go quite the way we thought it would."

Kon shrugged and went over, putting his hands on Cissie's shoulders. "Cissie, we're sorry. But the kid is a douchebag and stares at your chest instead of taking notes and he has impure thoughts."

Tim nodded. "We were only thinking of your safety and reputation and how much we love you."

"And doing a little male posturing and marking our territory because we are silly, immature idiots?" Kon added, giving her a charming smile.

Cissie tried and failed not to smile at them, and shook her head. She held up a finger, looking stern again. "You are going to fix that car, and you are going to re-write our final project," she said, pointing to Kon and Tim respectively. "And you're both going to take me out to dinner and pamper me and show me how much you love me in a way that does not make me want to throttle you both. Got it?"

Tim laughed and leaned in, kissing her. Kon pulled them both into a hug. "Got it."

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
YEEEEEEESSSSS JEALOUS ANTICS. Sam is a douchebag and he deserved everything. ...it's too bad Cissie had to suffer too, but KON AND TIM WERE TOTALLY IN THE RIGHT. SO THERE.

...I love it. I PROMISE THERE WILL BE VALENTINES DAY PORN TOMORROW WHEN MY HEAD HURTS LESS.

[identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Jaime and Superman or Lois. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Lois brought her heel down on the back of the thug's head with a satisfying crack. When he went down, she slipped her shoe back on her foot and straightened, putting her hands on her hips and looking around at the room full of incapacitated assholes who had been attacking them. Not bad, really.

Jaime landed next to her and let his armor slide away--she had seen him suit up, so the secret identity thing was kind of moot now anyway. He sucked at that. He looked around, bewildered. "Um... I was going to ask if you were all right, but I think maybe I should be asking him."

"He'll be fine," Lois said, leaning over to check his pockets for ID or any kind of damning evidence. "He'll have a hell of a headache though. Are you all right?"

"Yeah, fine. Um... Can I ask you a favor?"

She glanced at him, raising an eyebrow. "I know nothing about an exoskeleton or the color blue. How's that?"

He blinked in surprise. "Uh... thanks. I--kind of thought I'd have to work harder to convince you not to tell everyone."

Lois straightened and looked him in the eye. "I take my job very seriously, Jaime. But telling the world who you are would only hurt you and your friends and family and make it that much harder for you to do what you do, which as far as I can tell is only good. So no, I won't tell anyone anything because I didn't see anything. Are we clear?"

Jaime nodded, feeling intensely relieved. "We're clear. Thank you."

"Sure thing." She stuck her hands on her hips and surveyed the room. "Now, help me tie these losers up so we can get on with our day."

Jaime hesitated, but one look had him scurrying to do as she said. Heaven help him if Lois Lane ever joined forces with Bianca Reyes.

Or even worse, Milagro.

[identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAAAAAAY! Oh I love Jaime wanting to save the day and I love Lois who doesn't need saving thankyouverymuch. The last 2 sentences are PERFECT.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Lois and Bianca would be the SCARIEST MOTHERS EVER, trufax!

[identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
I think the whole world just trembled at the idea right there.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Add in Martha and Alfred and there's no NEED for the Justice League.

[identity profile] milleniumrex.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This just gave me an idea for a fic where Alfred, Martha, Lois, Bianca, Helena Sandsmark, and May Parker meet for coffee to commiserate about raising superkids.

STOP THAT, BRAIN. I HAVE HAITI FIC TO WRITE.

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
BUT THAT IS A FIC THAT CLEARLY NEEDS WRITING! I finally posted my Haiti fic! But I still have another to write too. :P

[identity profile] milleniumrex.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I know! It's a perfect idea, isn't it? And they'd all have so much to talk about. XD

I just posted one Haiti fic. I still have two more. Fortunately, they're all for friends who love me. :D

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME. (Lois and Bianca would be TERRIFYING. Milagro too, but in a different way.)

[identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Milagro would be terrifying in that Lois would give her IDEAS.