Sex, for the win.

[lady_sarai]

So, yeah, right here and now? Is the fun part of writing. Mom keeps telling me that I'm being quiet today, which I am, because hello. Muses will Not Shut Up. I am clearly just along for the ride here. These boys have a Tale To Tell.

I so want a kick-ass title for this thing. Oh, my *boys.* ::squishes them::

Also, lookit, I made an icon! Well, I made two, but this is clearly the better, although they are older here. Richard's thinking "well, bwa?" and Bruce is like "This is not my happy face."

I looked up James Marsden and Christian Bale on IMDB.com because I was curious about heights, and James Marsden? Is about 4 and a half months older than Christian Bale. I am a geek, I know. I didn't realize they were that close in age. Also, he is 4 inches shorter. If anyone cares. (All this makes me feel like a stalker in a bad way, and so I will go back to my corner now.)

I was talking with zoe_chan last night (this is such a new development, I know). The relevant part of things is that I'm posting part of our conversation and since I figure it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission... ;)


lady_sarai (1:49:11 AM): also, interestingly enough, I noticed a few things watching Superman Returns with Mom.
zoe_chan (1:49:19 AM): like?
lady_sarai (1:49:29 AM): when listing places Superman has shown up around the world, the newsreporter lists GOTHAM. O_O
lady_sarai (1:49:31 AM): >_<
lady_sarai (1:49:41 AM): Seriously, people. Superman does not work in Gotham.
lady_sarai (1:49:45 AM): Batman doesn't like it.
zoe_chan (1:49:46 AM): Bet Batman loved that
lady_sarai (1:50:10 AM): I bet.
lady_sarai (1:50:12 AM): He lets Superman in only if he's ASKED him to come. Which we know happens so often.
zoe_chan (1:50:26 AM): I bet in his exuberance, he forgot.
zoe_chan (1:50:32 AM): And Batman kicked his ass.
lady_sarai (1:50:40 AM): (It's possible he came to talk to Batman and say "dude, I'm back" and Batman was like "dude, get out.")
lady_sarai (1:50:43 AM): ;-)
lady_sarai (1:50:48 AM): heee, he would.
zoe_chan (1:51:07 AM): Still smarter than you, Clark. Now Leave.


And then later, further proof of why zoe_chan is made of win:

zoe_chan (2:33:25 AM): for conversations like this, there should always be wine.
lady_sarai (2:33:36 AM): I think so.
lady_sarai (2:35:30 AM): also, speaking of wine, I think I'm going to have to try writing some sex in this thing. Not a lot, not too explicit, but more than a fade to black. It feels necessary. I think I'll need a FEW glasses for those scenes.
zoe_chan (2:35:59 AM): I can't wait to read it.
lady_sarai (2:36:04 AM): meh
zoe_chan (2:36:12 AM): When you are ready to share
lady_sarai (2:36:20 AM): but do you know what I mean? I feel almost like I don't have a CHOICE about it.
zoe_chan (2:36:25 AM): I know.
zoe_chan (2:38:27 AM): Your characters are saying "Sara, we're going to have sex. It's going to be really good sex, and we're really going to enjoy it. Now, we don't expect you to go into hard cocks and tight openings, but we *demand* more than a fade to black. Honestly. We're played by Christian Bale and James Marsden. We *deserve* more than fade-to-black sex."
lady_sarai (2:38:43 AM): ::dies laughing::

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

And it's zoe_chan, for the win. =D I'm still laughing.

Also, I have dark chocolate covered marzipan. YUM. =D And I'm watching Everything is Illuminated, which is proving to be very interesting.