Crazy doesn't begin to cover it.

[lady_sarai]

Um, so, I should know better than to ask my f-list to feed my plot bunnies.

Particularly when xenokattz has such a reputation for breaking my LJ.

Which is a drink now, btw. "I'll have a xenokattz-broke-my-LJ-again. Make it a double." (It also should be an icon.)

Witness the madness.

Somehow that turned into some Bruce/Richard/Clark/LOIS thing. Richard had copious amounts of alcohol. I sadly have no such excuse.

But right now it's snowing, and I have chai latte and am quite happy to be staying in today. Opening Word and getting my headphones out. Oo, I should make a playlist!

Suggestions for a Bruce/Richard playlist, anyone?

Comments

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

::laughs::

We seem to be well on our way to the latter option. But of course, we both are lacking the vital ingrediants for the accompanying drink.

It's a dillema.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

We've actually only broken it three times

This must be fixed.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Wow, is that all? Huh. We'd best work on that.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Okay, very pressing question. I have it in my head that Richard can play the piano. Well. (I blame this on my iTunes VERY randomly playing "Fur Elise" just now and the accompanying mental image I got.)

Work for you?

(Mind you, I'm not TRYING to kill you with teh hottness, but if you're anything like me, seeing Richard play the piano with ANY level of competency would possibly fry your brain synapses. Because I am of the opinion that there is very little sexier than a man who plays piano. Or guitar. Except possibly the electric violin...)

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

*beeeeeep*

I'm sorry, Katt's brain has mushified and she cannot post on LJ right now. Please leave a hottie's name, number and a short message and she'll be right on it as soon as we've mopped the brains up.

Thank you and have a nice day.

*beeeeeeeep*

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

::pats and sends her icon over with a broken LJ and this for your viewing pleasure::

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

*jaw drop*

Make it a triple!

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I aim to please.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

When can we call an LJ post officially broken? 20+ comments on the same thread? 30+? If we reach 80+ again, can we call it a Destroyed LJ and add another shot of rum to the drink?

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I think 20+ is definitely a reasonable limit for breaking. As we're at 19 or so now, I'd say maybe we've hit break # 4. This calls for a drink!

I think by the time we hit Destroyed LJ, we can TRY adding another shot of rum, but really at that point, I think the rum is gone.

Why is the rum always gone?

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Woot! Bartender, get your sweet tush over here!

The rum is never gone. I bet The Powers That Be just take it away lest we push the 100+ mark. *shakes fist* We could always substitute vodka.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Frank likes the rum.

If the Bartender's tuch looks anything like Clark's, we're in trouble.

Vodka is always acceptable. But when we finish the dark rum, there is always the spiced rum. And the mango rum, which is less yummy but still rum. (It's possible I haven't gotten over that experiment in college with the mango rum and the Lime-flavored coca-cola. Hmm.)

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Make that TUSH. I don't know what a tuch is, but I bet Clark's is pretty.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Mango rum sounds like it should be delicious. I am saddened by this.

Apparently, we should shun light rum.

I think the bartender is Gambit.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

It probably is delicious, but don't drink it in Coke with lime. Just saying.

Also, bla-GUH. O_o Gambit may well have a better tush/tuch than Superman, which is saying something. Also, I bet he'd be a hell of a bartender.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

A touch-tush, eh? Yeah, Gambit would be all over that. He'd put his foot in that.

He would be the best bartender ever because he'd flirt with everyone. Hell, anything. He might add "make Batman giggle" his personal goal.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

That IS his personal goal. He might also manage to mix a drink that *would* make Superman tipsy.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

And then lift Richard's platinum card to pay for the bill. After all, a drink that would make Superman tipsy would probably require the contents of the whole bar.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

This is utterly true. Gambit is of course shocked at the insinuation--do you think he wouldn't lift Bruce Wayne's, too?

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

A bartender that good deserves the kind of tip a Wayne can afford, after all.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

You make a very good point. He probably lifted it while he pretending to feel out Bruce's pecs.

He is sneaky like a sneaky thing.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Especially sneaky in that he wasn't just pretending. He really DID feel out Bruce's pecs, which makes the card-snatching all the more impressive, no?

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

He'd be in trouble looking for Clark's credit card because (a) Clark doesn't have one and 9b) if he didn't he wouldn't keep it in his jacket pocket.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I had a mental image of Superman's costume and the only hiding place I could imagine left me drooling a bit.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

30+ comments? Check

Drooling? Check.

Drunkenness? Check and mate. My job here is done. No need to thank me, citizen; it's all in a day's work.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Who are you and why do you always lead me to the bars with the pretty men and their twisted love affairs and inappropriate touching?

And how do I repay you?

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Well, you could write a fic about it. *bats eyes*

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

::laugh::

Oh, the utter CRACK of it all.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Cracks.

It really does have to start with "Richard, Clark, and Bruce walk into a bar..." because then you could have Gambit polishing the counter or playing the piano in the candle-lit duskiness.

Maybe Jean Lois Rogue Selene some random female sitting at a table all on her lonesome and NOT caring at all because getting drunk of the prettiness is good enough for me her.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Okay, remember the above comment about the sexiness of piano-playing men?

Meep. I think if Gambit plays the piano, it might break me.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Actually, I've always thought that he played the guitar. It keeps his fingers nimble.
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I'll be in my bunk.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

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.............. Guh.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

I think we can lay this thread to rest. I can't think of anything that would make this any more guh.

Actually, I can't think any more.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I think you're right. Does 40+ make this a double Broken LJ?

I think it calls for it.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

One day, we're going to break LJ permanently. I hope you have your fallout shelter built.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

It looks quite a bit like that bar where the boys are.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

All you need to do now it stock it. :D