Crazy doesn't begin to cover it.

[lady_sarai]

Um, so, I should know better than to ask my f-list to feed my plot bunnies.

Particularly when xenokattz has such a reputation for breaking my LJ.

Which is a drink now, btw. "I'll have a xenokattz-broke-my-LJ-again. Make it a double." (It also should be an icon.)

Witness the madness.

Somehow that turned into some Bruce/Richard/Clark/LOIS thing. Richard had copious amounts of alcohol. I sadly have no such excuse.

But right now it's snowing, and I have chai latte and am quite happy to be staying in today. Opening Word and getting my headphones out. Oo, I should make a playlist!

Suggestions for a Bruce/Richard playlist, anyone?

Comments

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

That IS his personal goal. He might also manage to mix a drink that *would* make Superman tipsy.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

And then lift Richard's platinum card to pay for the bill. After all, a drink that would make Superman tipsy would probably require the contents of the whole bar.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

This is utterly true. Gambit is of course shocked at the insinuation--do you think he wouldn't lift Bruce Wayne's, too?

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

A bartender that good deserves the kind of tip a Wayne can afford, after all.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

You make a very good point. He probably lifted it while he pretending to feel out Bruce's pecs.

He is sneaky like a sneaky thing.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Especially sneaky in that he wasn't just pretending. He really DID feel out Bruce's pecs, which makes the card-snatching all the more impressive, no?

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

He'd be in trouble looking for Clark's credit card because (a) Clark doesn't have one and 9b) if he didn't he wouldn't keep it in his jacket pocket.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I had a mental image of Superman's costume and the only hiding place I could imagine left me drooling a bit.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

30+ comments? Check

Drooling? Check.

Drunkenness? Check and mate. My job here is done. No need to thank me, citizen; it's all in a day's work.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Who are you and why do you always lead me to the bars with the pretty men and their twisted love affairs and inappropriate touching?

And how do I repay you?

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Well, you could write a fic about it. *bats eyes*

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

::laugh::

Oh, the utter CRACK of it all.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Cracks.

It really does have to start with "Richard, Clark, and Bruce walk into a bar..." because then you could have Gambit polishing the counter or playing the piano in the candle-lit duskiness.

Maybe Jean Lois Rogue Selene some random female sitting at a table all on her lonesome and NOT caring at all because getting drunk of the prettiness is good enough for me her.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

Okay, remember the above comment about the sexiness of piano-playing men?

Meep. I think if Gambit plays the piano, it might break me.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

Actually, I've always thought that he played the guitar. It keeps his fingers nimble.
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I'll be in my bunk.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

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.............. Guh.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

I think we can lay this thread to rest. I can't think of anything that would make this any more guh.

Actually, I can't think any more.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I think you're right. Does 40+ make this a double Broken LJ?

I think it calls for it.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

One day, we're going to break LJ permanently. I hope you have your fallout shelter built.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

It looks quite a bit like that bar where the boys are.

[xenokattz.livejournal.com]

All you need to do now it stock it. :D