Crazy doesn't begin to cover it.
Dec. 30th, 2006 02:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Um, so, I should know better than to ask my f-list to feed my plot bunnies.
Particularly when
xenokattz has such a reputation for breaking my LJ.
Which is a drink now, btw. "I'll have a
xenokattz-broke-my-LJ-again. Make it a double." (It also should be an icon.)
Witness the madness.
Somehow that turned into some Bruce/Richard/Clark/LOIS thing. Richard had copious amounts of alcohol. I sadly have no such excuse.
But right now it's snowing, and I have chai latte and am quite happy to be staying in today. Opening Word and getting my headphones out. Oo, I should make a playlist!
Suggestions for a Bruce/Richard playlist, anyone?
Particularly when
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Which is a drink now, btw. "I'll have a
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Witness the madness.
Somehow that turned into some Bruce/Richard/Clark/LOIS thing. Richard had copious amounts of alcohol. I sadly have no such excuse.
But right now it's snowing, and I have chai latte and am quite happy to be staying in today. Opening Word and getting my headphones out. Oo, I should make a playlist!
Suggestions for a Bruce/Richard playlist, anyone?
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Date: 2006-12-30 08:08 pm (UTC)Also, what would be in a Broken-Down LJ? Rum definitely because rum = Capt. Jack Sparrow = crazy.
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Date: 2006-12-30 08:14 pm (UTC)A Broken-Down LJ most definitely has copious amounts of rum. Also, grenadine, for it is pretty.
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Date: 2006-12-30 08:59 pm (UTC)Mmmm grenadine. And just because I like the colour green, let's add a twist of lime.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:01 pm (UTC)It's looking sort of Christmassy, what with the red and green. And the rum. Maybe throw some triple sec in there, too. And cranberry juice.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:07 pm (UTC)Just replace the lemon juice with lime juice and I think we have a winner.
The club soda is a nod towards Richard & Bruce's old money background or, alternatively, the fact that Superman would NEVER partake of spirits. Rum is for crazy. Lime and grenadine for the pretty just like all three boys.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:10 pm (UTC)There's always some hope.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:11 pm (UTC)Or I could try to break your LJ again.
Decisions, decisions.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:13 pm (UTC)We seem to be well on our way to the latter option. But of course, we both are lacking the vital ingrediants for the accompanying drink.
It's a dillema.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:25 pm (UTC)This must be fixed.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:49 pm (UTC)Work for you?
(Mind you, I'm not TRYING to kill you with teh hottness, but if you're anything like me, seeing Richard play the piano with ANY level of competency would possibly fry your brain synapses. Because I am of the opinion that there is very little sexier than a man who plays piano. Or guitar. Except possibly the electric violin...)
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:57 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, Katt's brain has mushified and she cannot post on LJ right now. Please leave a hottie's name, number and a short message and she'll be right on it as soon as we've mopped the brains up.
Thank you and have a nice day.
*beeeeeeeep*
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:08 pm (UTC)Make it a triple!
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:12 pm (UTC)I think by the time we hit Destroyed LJ, we can TRY adding another shot of rum, but really at that point, I think the rum is gone.
Why is the rum always gone?
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:14 pm (UTC)The rum is never gone. I bet The Powers That Be just take it away lest we push the 100+ mark. *shakes fist* We could always substitute vodka.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:16 pm (UTC)If the Bartender's tuch looks anything like Clark's, we're in trouble.
Vodka is always acceptable. But when we finish the dark rum, there is always the spiced rum. And the mango rum, which is less yummy but still rum. (It's possible I haven't gotten over that experiment in college with the mango rum and the Lime-flavored coca-cola. Hmm.)
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:25 pm (UTC)Apparently, we should shun light rum.
I think the bartender is Gambit.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:27 pm (UTC)Also, bla-GUH. O_o Gambit may well have a better tush/tuch than Superman, which is saying something. Also, I bet he'd be a hell of a bartender.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:30 pm (UTC)He would be the best bartender ever because he'd flirt with everyone. Hell, anything. He might add "make Batman giggle" his personal goal.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:42 pm (UTC)He is sneaky like a sneaky thing.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:47 pm (UTC)Drooling? Check.
Drunkenness? Check and mate. My job here is done. No need to thank me, citizen; it's all in a day's work.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:49 pm (UTC)And how do I repay you?
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:51 pm (UTC)Oh, the utter CRACK of it all.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:54 pm (UTC)It really does have to start with "Richard, Clark, and Bruce walk into a bar..." because then you could have Gambit polishing the counter or playing the piano in the candle-lit duskiness.
Maybe
JeanLoisRogueSelenesome random female sitting at a table all on her lonesome and NOT caring at all because getting drunk of the prettiness is good enough formeher.no subject
Date: 2006-12-30 10:56 pm (UTC)Meep. I think if Gambit plays the piano, it might break me.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:57 pm (UTC)...
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I'll be in my bunk.
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Date: 2006-12-30 10:58 pm (UTC)............
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.............. Guh.
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Date: 2006-12-30 11:02 pm (UTC)Actually, I can't think any more.
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Date: 2006-12-30 11:03 pm (UTC)I think it calls for it.
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