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Um, so, I should know better than to ask my f-list to feed my plot bunnies.

Particularly when [livejournal.com profile] xenokattz has such a reputation for breaking my LJ.

Which is a drink now, btw. "I'll have a [livejournal.com profile] xenokattz-broke-my-LJ-again. Make it a double." (It also should be an icon.)

Witness the madness.

Somehow that turned into some Bruce/Richard/Clark/LOIS thing. Richard had copious amounts of alcohol. I sadly have no such excuse.

But right now it's snowing, and I have chai latte and am quite happy to be staying in today. Opening Word and getting my headphones out. Oo, I should make a playlist!

Suggestions for a Bruce/Richard playlist, anyone?

Date: 2006-12-30 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Of course, I do expect this to turn into a full out fic, preferably by my birthday. *big Bambi eyes*

Also, what would be in a Broken-Down LJ? Rum definitely because rum = Capt. Jack Sparrow = crazy.

Date: 2006-12-30 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Oh no, not the Bambi eyes!

A Broken-Down LJ most definitely has copious amounts of rum. Also, grenadine, for it is pretty.

Date: 2006-12-30 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Hee! I just realised that you do have a tag for it! May I link this and other LJ-breaking moments on my LJ?

Mmmm grenadine. And just because I like the colour green, let's add a twist of lime.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
You certainly may! (And it needed to be a tag.)

It's looking sort of Christmassy, what with the red and green. And the rum. Maybe throw some triple sec in there, too. And cranberry juice.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Planter's Punch: dark rum, grenadine, lemon juice, club soda

Just replace the lemon juice with lime juice and I think we have a winner.

The club soda is a nod towards Richard & Bruce's old money background or, alternatively, the fact that Superman would NEVER partake of spirits. Rum is for crazy. Lime and grenadine for the pretty just like all three boys.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Ooo, that *does* sound good! Yum. Plus, you know, layers of meaning. ;)

Date: 2006-12-30 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Dang, I wonder if I have time to run over to the liquor store today.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
I know. If it weren't snowing... =P But! I have wine.

There's always some hope.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
I suppose if I rush mopping this monstrosity of a house and tell the family that I'm buying liquor FOR the party this evening, I could get away with it.

Or I could try to break your LJ again.

Decisions, decisions.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
::laughs::

We seem to be well on our way to the latter option. But of course, we both are lacking the vital ingrediants for the accompanying drink.

It's a dillema.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Wow, is that all? Huh. We'd best work on that.

Date: 2006-12-30 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Okay, very pressing question. I have it in my head that Richard can play the piano. Well. (I blame this on my iTunes VERY randomly playing "Fur Elise" just now and the accompanying mental image I got.)

Work for you?

(Mind you, I'm not TRYING to kill you with teh hottness, but if you're anything like me, seeing Richard play the piano with ANY level of competency would possibly fry your brain synapses. Because I am of the opinion that there is very little sexier than a man who plays piano. Or guitar. Except possibly the electric violin...)

Date: 2006-12-30 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
*beeeeeep*

I'm sorry, Katt's brain has mushified and she cannot post on LJ right now. Please leave a hottie's name, number and a short message and she'll be right on it as soon as we've mopped the brains up.

Thank you and have a nice day.

*beeeeeeeep*

Date: 2006-12-30 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
::pats and sends her icon over with a broken LJ and this for your viewing pleasure::

Date: 2006-12-30 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
*jaw drop*

Make it a triple!

Date: 2006-12-30 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
I aim to please.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
When can we call an LJ post officially broken? 20+ comments on the same thread? 30+? If we reach 80+ again, can we call it a Destroyed LJ and add another shot of rum to the drink?

Date: 2006-12-30 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
I think 20+ is definitely a reasonable limit for breaking. As we're at 19 or so now, I'd say maybe we've hit break # 4. This calls for a drink!

I think by the time we hit Destroyed LJ, we can TRY adding another shot of rum, but really at that point, I think the rum is gone.

Why is the rum always gone?

Date: 2006-12-30 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Woot! Bartender, get your sweet tush over here!

The rum is never gone. I bet The Powers That Be just take it away lest we push the 100+ mark. *shakes fist* We could always substitute vodka.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Frank likes the rum.

If the Bartender's tuch looks anything like Clark's, we're in trouble.

Vodka is always acceptable. But when we finish the dark rum, there is always the spiced rum. And the mango rum, which is less yummy but still rum. (It's possible I haven't gotten over that experiment in college with the mango rum and the Lime-flavored coca-cola. Hmm.)

Date: 2006-12-30 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Make that TUSH. I don't know what a tuch is, but I bet Clark's is pretty.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Mango rum sounds like it should be delicious. I am saddened by this.

Apparently, we should shun light rum.

I think the bartender is Gambit.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
It probably is delicious, but don't drink it in Coke with lime. Just saying.

Also, bla-GUH. O_o Gambit may well have a better tush/tuch than Superman, which is saying something. Also, I bet he'd be a hell of a bartender.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
A touch-tush, eh? Yeah, Gambit would be all over that. He'd put his foot in that.

He would be the best bartender ever because he'd flirt with everyone. Hell, anything. He might add "make Batman giggle" his personal goal.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
That IS his personal goal. He might also manage to mix a drink that *would* make Superman tipsy.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
And then lift Richard's platinum card to pay for the bill. After all, a drink that would make Superman tipsy would probably require the contents of the whole bar.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
This is utterly true. Gambit is of course shocked at the insinuation--do you think he wouldn't lift Bruce Wayne's, too?

Date: 2006-12-30 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
A bartender that good deserves the kind of tip a Wayne can afford, after all.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
You make a very good point. He probably lifted it while he pretending to feel out Bruce's pecs.

He is sneaky like a sneaky thing.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Especially sneaky in that he wasn't just pretending. He really DID feel out Bruce's pecs, which makes the card-snatching all the more impressive, no?

Date: 2006-12-30 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
He'd be in trouble looking for Clark's credit card because (a) Clark doesn't have one and 9b) if he didn't he wouldn't keep it in his jacket pocket.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, I had a mental image of Superman's costume and the only hiding place I could imagine left me drooling a bit.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
30+ comments? Check

Drooling? Check.

Drunkenness? Check and mate. My job here is done. No need to thank me, citizen; it's all in a day's work.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Who are you and why do you always lead me to the bars with the pretty men and their twisted love affairs and inappropriate touching?

And how do I repay you?

Date: 2006-12-30 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Well, you could write a fic about it. *bats eyes*

Date: 2006-12-30 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
::laugh::

Oh, the utter CRACK of it all.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Mmmmm. Cracks.

It really does have to start with "Richard, Clark, and Bruce walk into a bar..." because then you could have Gambit polishing the counter or playing the piano in the candle-lit duskiness.

Maybe Jean Lois Rogue Selene some random female sitting at a table all on her lonesome and NOT caring at all because getting drunk of the prettiness is good enough for me her.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
Okay, remember the above comment about the sexiness of piano-playing men?

Meep. I think if Gambit plays the piano, it might break me.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
Actually, I've always thought that he played the guitar. It keeps his fingers nimble.
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...
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I'll be in my bunk.

Date: 2006-12-30 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
............

............

............

.............. Guh.

Date: 2006-12-30 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
I think we can lay this thread to rest. I can't think of anything that would make this any more guh.

Actually, I can't think any more.

Date: 2006-12-30 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
I think you're right. Does 40+ make this a double Broken LJ?

I think it calls for it.

Date: 2006-12-30 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
One day, we're going to break LJ permanently. I hope you have your fallout shelter built.

Date: 2006-12-30 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sarai.livejournal.com
It looks quite a bit like that bar where the boys are.

Date: 2006-12-30 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com
All you need to do now it stock it. :D

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