Who knew Top Secret Plans could be so... entertaining...

Yes, so, as my dearest is getting married, and I am a member of the Bridesmaid Brigade, I have a mission. My mission, as such, is to keep the bride sane. And to keep her Maid of Honor sane. Fortunately for me, they are pretty sane people. Also, the bestest of my bestest friends. :)

So, exactly half the Bridesmaid Brigade went out tonight to carry out some Top Secret Plans/Planning Session-type Things. Evil Maid of Honor of DOOM was in charge, and we lesser Evil Bridesmaids were at her beck and call...

Anyway, it was great fun. And we love you a great deal, Theanna. Don't worry about the napkins; use your Teacher Voice and all will be well. ;)

In the meantime, Ariel, we must never forget. Bobbins. They... bob. In.

Like Batman and Bobbin. Who are, I think, quite astonished at our shenanigans.

"I know you just want to touch my knee."
*touch*
*touches back*
"...That was NOT my knee."

"Cheese balls!"
"WHOSE balls?!"

"What exactly is a Save-Save-Save?"
"I think it's cups."
"CATS?"
"Yes. A Save-Save-Save is a cat."

WICKED. Dude.

*Ariel is driving through a parking lot. Katie makes a startled noise as a car backs out of a spot.*
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Katie just said-" *another car backs out* "-JESUS CHRIST!!"
"No, YOU just said 'Jesus Christ.' I said 'eek!'"

We got punchy.


The Wicked Witch's Amazing Bouncing Pocket Ferret in a Pink Tutu.



Ariel. Theanna.

I love you like I'm BLIND.