Millions of who now are addicted to what?

Tim Horton's, please reconsider your advertising campaign.

I realize you are a Canadian chain. That's fine. Yay, Canada! I have great Canada love.

BUT I AM IN MAINE. Southern Maine, in fact. Closer to New Hampshire and Massachusetts than Quebec, thankyouverymuch.

This means that airing a commercial that reads like a fake news expose about how millions of Canadians are addicted to Tim Horton's coffee--it just annoys me. If I were in Canada, that'd be fine. I'd be a-ok with this commercial. It would be peachy keen.

But you are airing this commercial in MAINE, which is, contrary to popular belief, NOT PART OF CANADA.

Not that I'm at all sensitive about the whole "Oh, I thought Maine was in Canada" thing. Ahem.

Seriously, airing a commercial in Canada about how McDonald's (or chain of your choice) makes the best burgers in AMERICA would not make much sense either, would it? >_<

Note: I do love Canada. YAY Canada! ::loves on Canada::

It's Tim Hortons I don't like. Your coffee is not that good, Tim. You are no Dunkin Donuts.

Ooo, Fannish 5. Completely self-indulgent ficcing here.

fannish5

Name five totally self-indulgent story ideas. (The fanfic you would write if you didn't care if you had an audience and also had no shame.)

( Superheroes and Doctors and Bohemians and Vampires... )

That was very fun.

ETA: I added a sixth. Because... well. I just did. iTunes played the song, it's not my fault.