They did a lot of very cracktastic things, some of them involving an incandescent lamppost.

Oh, I have just amused myself FAR too much for... oh, maybe half an hour. I found a website that creates short stories mad-lib style. I was feeling silly, so I used Bruce and Richard and OMG.

( Our shoulders were younger and we had a lot more fun with them. )

I'm sorry, but oh. I am amused. And the cool thing is, you can hit refresh and it will make you a brand new story with the same words you filled in.

I had fun with the refreshing.

( Just then, a gloomy manticore leapt out from behind a llama and bit Richard in the shoulder. )

And just pieces of this one:

( Richard, you incandescent manticore! )

Oh, and not posting all of this one, just the best part (which could be the best of them all):

( Prince Richard was cursed. It was a long story. )

DYING HERE!!!

I... I... I think this one wins for the pure, undiluted power of CRACK:

( Like the bats in the batcave, he pressed his hip into Richard's shoulder. )

Oh, someone needs to stop me. Really.

( How could he expect Richard to love someone with an incandescent hip? )

And then it goes Shakespearean:

( O, swear not by the llama, the cracktastic llama... )

I think the cracktastic llama wins all.

( Besides, you can cover it up with a lamppost. )

And now I'm done. But oh, I've been laughing. I am so amused by these. ::snort:: Cracktastic llamas and incandescent hips and lemon-fresh shock!

I clearly need to get a life.

Oh, let's go play!!!

OMG, we all have to go play in penknife's I Have Never... challenge! I haven't signed up because I have to think about what I've never written and what I'd be okay with being assigned. ;) I totally signed up. ::glee!::

But we should all do it.

It's like an excuse to write that story you've always wanted to write but never thought you should.

::flails::

Also, I made a bunch of icons tonight but only could part with 3 existing ones, sadly. Maybe I'll post the others later. For now, lookit the cute.

Oh, Roy, you're such an awesome daddy. ♥

::shifty eyes:: I've never written Roy... Although it was surely a matter of time...