I have no *facepalm* icon, so Jane will have to do.

So, um, is 1,450 words too long for one segment of a 5 things fic? >_< 4 pages in Word. Huh.

Brevity is not my friend.

Also, this fic? Is SO not one of the ones I should be working on. Really. I have two ficathon fics, a rabid bunny of plot and THIS is what starts writing itself?

Well. Fine, then.

ETA: All right, MSN messenger, why will you not sign me in? Look, AIM works. Look, MSN Explorer works. Let me on! Seriously.