There's really no appropriate subject line for this post.

So, once upon a time WAY BACK WHEN, Katt and I cast characters for cute_and_glee, our AU crossover-verse of win. And before HSM 2 or Hairspray, we cast Zac Efron as Tim Drake.

Today, Katt came across a photoshoot and it all went downhill from there.

xenokattz: Tim's being hard core!
xenokattz: *squishes the pseudo-core.
Lady_Sarai: ........
Lady_Sarai: wow, he doesn't even look like himself!
xenokattz: it's just soooooooooooooooooo cute!
xenokattz: He's all... tough and stuff. awwwwwwwwwww!
Lady_Sarai: it IS cute.
Lady_Sarai: he's emulating Kon?
xenokattz: eeeeeeeeeee! He is!
Lady_Sarai: and Kon looks at him sideways and is like "......dude, you're scaring me."
xenokattz: 'Cause Kon's all 'tude and bad-ass and bow-chicka-wow-wow to all the girls and boy in the yard.
xenokattz: While Tim's this cute preppy genius
Lady_Sarai: ::nods:: which is why he asks "Does this mean I have to be the geek now?"
xenokattz: So Kon's getting homework tips and Tim's (reluctantly) getting fashion tips.
Lady_Sarai: "I have no idea why A-squared plus B-squared equals C-squared!"
xenokattz: This is because perhaps he wants to impress Cissie?
Lady_Sarai: ::flaily, with high-pitched noises and hand flapping::
xenokattz: 'Cause he thinks Cissie only sees him as a friend and CUUUUUUUUUTE whereas he wants her to go "guh!"
Lady_Sarai: and when Kon figures this out, he pinches Tim's cheek and says "but you ARE the cute one. I'm the one the girls make guttural noises for."
xenokattz: And Tim pouts
Lady_Sarai: and then Tim uses a nerve pinch to make Kon fall to the ground in agony.
Lady_Sarai: for the cheek pinching.
xenokattz: [BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *points* looooooooooook! he's all SEXY-like *snerkle*]
Lady_Sarai: uhhhhhhhh
Lady_Sarai: Kon is like "....... dude. buy her flowers. don't show me pictures like that anymore."

( It continues. We went on for a while. Oh, boys. )

Then Katt ran some errands and returned:

xenokattz: So, when last we left our intrepid heroes, Mia and Cissie were looking perturbed, Tim was in mute mortification and Kon was contemplating bling.

( That about sums it up thusfar. )

And then we brought in zoe_chan and brought the insanity to a chat room.

xenokattz: Kon: So, Tim had something to share, right? *hard nudge and waggley eyebrows to Cissie*
( It's like a Nerds In Love Documentary. )

xenokattz: Meanwhile, in over the skies of Colorado....
Kon: *full body shudder*


Lady_Sarai: this is so how they hooked up, isn't it?
xenokattz: Oh yeah. And Mia will never stop talking about it.
Lady_Sarai: no, she will tell their grandchildren about it.
zoe_chan: Well, yes.
xenokattz: And Kon will burn the pants.
zoe_chan: And Tim will let him
Lady_Sarai: Cissie will be secretly sad.
zoe_chan: (in his heart of hearts, he knows that they were bad pants)
xenokattz: will there be a sort of gender-bent lingerie thing where Cissie comes out of the bathroom holding up a pair of Very Tight Jeans and say "Honey, do you love me?"
Lady_Sarai: ::dies:: HA
Lady_Sarai: you NEVER KNOW.


And this is how we three spent a Friday night. You're all jealous, I know. (or at least amused?)