Meme time!

I am moody and cranky and irrationally irritated and generally unhappy this week. It's October. And I suspect my moods will only get worse in the next week or so. But I have a new default icon and I think it's cute, so I'm showing it off.

In the spirit of trying to cheer up, I'm stealing that meme everyone else has already done:

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you demand? Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?