lady_sarai

( So, back to teaching! )

In other, completely unrelated news, zoe_chan and I wrote fic! We posted it, even, despite massive flailage and hiding behind furniture. Because despite our efforts at writing schmoopy porn, it turned into schmoop with a side of porn. ;) We are incapable of PWPs, which is why the thing is massive and 6000 words. HA. >_<

Also, posting over Memorial Day weekend is a way to make yourself feel better about posting porn--because everyone is out and about and not home reading fic! Wee!

That being said, go check it out: As a Constellation, Tim/Kon, adult.

Never let it be said that I am not shameless and a fool for feedback. ;)

I just noticed that in my icon keywords, "Kon" shows up 11 times, and I have 1 labeled "Superboy," which brings it to 12 Kon icons. And 6 of those also have "Tim" as part of the keyword--he only appears in 5 of them, though. And I'm still looking for the PERFECT Tim/Kon icon. I just don't know precisely what I'm looking for.

I think it's safe to call them my favoritest OTP. I need more Tim icons, though. Because Tim is ♥. *uses Timmy icon* (It's just that Kon lives in my brain. Tim lives in zoe_chan's.)

Um, zoe_chan and I are the special kind of nerds.


Lady_Sarai: Kon says that at least he can milk a cow, so there is ONE thing he can do that Tim can't.
zoe_chan: Tim says that he's not sure he ever *wanted* to milk a cow, so Kon is welcome to the skill.
zoe_chan: And suggests that there is something vaguely wrong with Kon that he boasts *this* as the thing he's better than Tim at.
Lady_Sarai: Kon's going to ignore that until one day when they're trapped on an island or in a cave or on a planet populated only by cows and their only source of nourishment is milk and THEN Tim will think differently about his mad milking skills. Or possibly when the alien cows invade.
Lady_Sarai: and he says that Tim laughs NOW but it's because he knows this is entirely too possible
zoe_chan: Tim says that he will be happy to allow Kon to do the milking in this case.
zoe_chan: And he will offer a frilly milkmaid dress in the event that such an occasion arises.
zoe_chan: He's pretty sure he saw one in the Batcave.
Lady_Sarai: Kon would like to remind Tim which of them has actually dressed in drag before.
Lady_Sarai: Also, he sticks his tongue out.
zoe_chan: Tim would like to advise Kon that he still has not decided how he will kill the person who brings up his drag episode again, but suggests that large amouonts of Kryptonite might be involved. There may also be some of that in the Batcave
Lady_Sarai: Kon still thinks Tim will change his tune when he saves the world all by himself because *he* can milk a cow and *Tim* can't.
zoe_chan: Again, a situation that Tim has no problems with whatsoever.
Lady_Sarai: Kon is seriously considering distracting Tim in rather inapropriate ways, because he really doesn't enjoy talking about milking cows that much.
zoe_chan: Tim might be amenable to such distractions.
Lady_Sarai: Okay, seriously, the only thing Kon said just now was "SCORE!"
zoe_chan: Tim is smirking.
Lady_Sarai: (I have a teenage half-kryptonian clone living in my brain.)
Lady_Sarai:(It's a little scary, except I love him so.)
zoe_chan: I have a teenage Bat-clone living in mine.