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Sep. 28th, 2005 07:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_saraiSo, I begin my apple unit tomorrow. Woo. I have twelve pilfered apples lined up in a row on my bed as I type. They look quite cute. But people keep trying to steal them and I keep having to do a head-count of my apples.
But Jenna donated two "wild" apples, which quickly became juggling material and then we "appled" Colleen. And Becky, who caught on very quickly.
You see, we "clementine" one another. It has not begun yet this season, as we have no boxes of clementines yet. But oh, once we get them... no open door will be safe. No *closed* door will be safe. No computer, desk, bed or chair. No walking freely and safely through the hall.
Oh, no.
Beware the Clementine. Beware the run-by fruiting. It's hit-and-run by fruit. Fruit crime scenes, if you will.
Oh, yes. Just look:
My poor bear was Clementined!
Beware the Beaver with a Clementine. (Which is funnier when you know our mascot is the beaver.)
You never know when they might strike.
But Jenna donated two "wild" apples, which quickly became juggling material and then we "appled" Colleen. And Becky, who caught on very quickly.
You see, we "clementine" one another. It has not begun yet this season, as we have no boxes of clementines yet. But oh, once we get them... no open door will be safe. No *closed* door will be safe. No computer, desk, bed or chair. No walking freely and safely through the hall.
Oh, no.
Beware the Clementine. Beware the run-by fruiting. It's hit-and-run by fruit. Fruit crime scenes, if you will.
Oh, yes. Just look:
My poor bear was Clementined!
Beware the Beaver with a Clementine. (Which is funnier when you know our mascot is the beaver.)
You never know when they might strike.
