So clearly not the post I meant to write. This? Is my life.

Dear Unasked for Plot Bunny,

DIE.

Or at least resolve yourself to being glimpsed at vaguely and with Jedi-like handwaves in some larger picture.

PLEASE?

-No love,
Me

Dear Memes I've Seen That Look Really Fun,

I don't have the time or energy to play with you right now! ::weeps:: Wait until tomorrow?

-Much love,
Me

Dear Ficathon-fics,

Cooperate with me and be kind.

-Pleadingly,
Me

Dear HTML,

DIE A PAINFUL DEATH IN A PIT OF VOLES!

And behave.

-Maliciously,
Me

In other news, had a very productive day while running on four hours of sleep. No call to sub, which meant I didn't have to say I couldn't, which meant the cable company guy came and found out that a fuse had blown somehow. He also showed me how to fix the mess my brother made with the wires connecting the cable box, dvd player and tv. So, go me! Also, I CLEANED. O_O The house looks like people can live in it. Wow.

Also, I updated my website with my latest fic (DC) and my Narnian yuletide fic and the cracktastic llama of a crossover fic-type-thing xenokattz and I can't stop thinking about. (Can you blame us?) Then... well, the HTML pretty much beat me up all afternoon/evening. Oh, and new layout for the lj, woot! It's pretty, from premade_ljs.

Took a trip to LL Bean and realized that I go there very rarely in the summer, but it's not unusual to go in the winter. Oddly. Must be the tourists that scare me off. Mom can totally get handicapped parking in the winter--although that's essentially useless, as the walk to the door is SUBSTANTIAL when her knee is bugging her. Bought a lunchbox. Was bit by rapid plot bunny who did not leave me alone for the whole ride home. Ate quesadillas for dinner.

Has an IM conversation with aradiachiba ( in which I lost two days and found them behind the peanut butter and cracked myself up when she began self-flaggelating herself. )

I really need to sleep now, because I may or may not get a phone call at 6 am asking me to sub and oi. If this happens, it might not be pretty. I am not nice to myself, I should have been in bed hours ago.

Dear Self,

WTF?!

Self-flaggelatingly,
Me

Writing memes! Favorite fics I've written and a story title game!

So no call to sub today, which is fine except I realized my paycheck Friday will be for one day, thanks to vacation. Ugh. Also, the only new job posted today was for hall monitors in Bangor. Um. Not so much.

But this means I can play with the memes I wanted to last night! Not tagged, so stealing from various and sundry. Also, whoever wants can play--not tagging for fear of leaving someone out. ;)

Meme the First: Top Five Favorite Fics I've Written (in no particular order)

Post a list of your top five favorite fics you've written, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. this isn't about the BEST things you've written, but what you LOVE most. Then tag five other people to do the same.

( I can *so* get into a little self-pimping. )

Meme the Second: Fic Titles

Even though I cannot find the actual meme now (oh, flist, you are large and full with active communities!), I wanted to play. The general idea was that I list out fic titles I've been wanting to use and you tell me what the fic should be about.

I can so get behind that, cause you never know when a bunny might strike. ;)

So, I have a lot of title ideas and why don't I use these?

It's a good question--and yes, I realize I have a very sad habit of yanking titles from song titles or lyrics or poems. =P Without further ado--the list:

Hazy Shade of Winter

Lesson Learned

Can't Get There From Here

Going Down To Nowhere

Mad Season

Come Undone

Crashed

Deep and Dark December

Beauty in the Breakdown

I'm sure I have others but I can't think and I've had this post open for like 3 or 4 hours now, so I'm just hitting "post" now.