If I swore we were both adults and not high, would you believe me?

This is why zoe_chan and I should not be left unsupervised:

Lady_Sarai: omg this fic is awesome, it kills me. now we have possible sex pollen. (I'm not sure if that's what it is yet)
zoe_chan: ::snorts::
Lady_Sarai: seriously
Lady_Sarai: yes, yes it WAS sex pollen.
Lady_Sarai: I have to read it because Tim is totally drugged with sex pollen, which is a really fun thing to say.
zoe_chan: I... worry about you sometimes...
zoe_chan: In a loving and wonderful way
Lady_Sarai: try saying it. really. just once: sex pollen.
zoe_chan: ^_^
Lady_Sarai: say it!
zoe_chan: SEX POLLEN!
zoe_chan: ::mad giggles::
zoe_chan: ...
Lady_Sarai: SEX POLLEN!
zoe_chan: SEX POLLEN!!!
Lady_Sarai: see?
Lady_Sarai: you totally like it.
zoe_chan: It is the pollen of sex.
zoe_chan: man sex.
Lady_Sarai: that makes it BETTER.
zoe_chan: ::nods seriously::
Lady_Sarai: eeeee, gay man SEX POLLEN!
Lady_Sarai: and NOW "pollen" is starting to not look like a word.
zoe_chan: pollen
zoe_chan: sex-pollen covered peevish kettle.
Lady_Sarai: OMG!
Lady_Sarai: 42 sex-pollen covered peevish kettles!
zoe_chan: (and why is it still peevish? Because there are no other boy kettles to exercise the polleny sex with)
Lady_Sarai: I FLAIL AT THE AWESOME THAT IS THE PEEVISH KETTLE OF SEX POLLEN!
Lady_Sarai: Poor peevish kettle with no boy kettles.
Lady_Sarai: no boy kettles to counteract the effects of the debilitating pollen of gay man sex.
zoe_chan: You know, people will think that we are high
Lady_Sarai: ....but we are not.
Lady_Sarai: I don't think this helps our case, does it?

-and then I sent her a link which was made of win and Tim-

Lady_Sarai: see, you totally forgive me for the sex pollen when I give you the good crack.
zoe_chan: You totally deal the good crack
zoe_chan: liekwoah
Lady_Sarai: I know your brand of heroin.
zoe_chan: this is true

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

There is no point to this post. I totally didn't think this would be as funny today as it was last night, but it is.