lady_sarai

So, give

zoe_chan and I some time on AIM and this sort of thing is inevitable.

Lady_Sarai: Alfred could totally save the world with silver polish.
Lady_Sarai: he just doesn't because then Bruce would be bored. and no one asked.
zoe_chan: Yes, and yes.
zoe_chan: It gives the boys something to do.
Lady_Sarai: to which they all go "............"
Lady_Sarai: and are not surprised, really, except for how they are.
zoe_chan: Tim: But... you always object when we put ourselves in danger...
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: There are more efficient ways to go about it that would not require triage after the fact.
zoe_chan: Tim: .......
zoe_chan: Dick: .........
zoe_chan: Bruce: ............
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: Tea?

Lady_Sarai: Jason: I knew it.
zoe_chan: Tim: You did not.
Lady_Sarai: Jason: You didn't know he could take us in our sleep? Where have you been?
zoe_chan: Tim: Pft. Of course I knew *that.*
zoe_chan: Dick: Uh... We all knew that.
Lady_Sarai: Bruce continues to stare at Alfred and hasn't heard a word.
Lady_Sarai: if he wasn't Bruce, his eyes would be bugging out.
zoe_chan: Dick: ::waves his hand in front of Bruce's eyes::
Lady_Sarai: Bruce: ...........
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: Ah, it appears to be a two valium day.
zoe_chan: Tim: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: I think I'm glad I don't live here anymore.
zoe_chan: Jason: You and me both, 'wing.
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: Is there something wrong with the soup? Aside from the fact that it has grown cold.
zoe_chan: Jason: No--we just haven't analysed it for poisons yet.
zoe_chan: Tim: Also, Bruce appears to be having an anyeruism.
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: Pfft. Poisons would alter the taste.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: ...And what about tranquilizers?
zoe_chan: Jason: I'm going to McDonalds.
zoe_chan: Jason: ::mutters:: Family dinner, my ass...
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: If you are looking to be poisoned, that *is* the place to go.
zoe_chan: Jason: Food poisoning I can handle--tranqs just make me queasy.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: They also make you *quiet.*
zoe_chan: Jason: Yeah, until I start hurling all over your shoes.
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: I believe the degree of nausea is directly related to the dosage.
zoe_chan: Jason: Great. ::complains:: He's poisoning me with tranqs.
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: Nonsense. Traquilizers make a very poor poison.
zoe_chan: Tim: Yeah, you generally have to really overdo the dosage, or add alcohol... Oh, come on--I'm not the only one that's thought of this.
zoe_chan: Dick: .........
zoe_chan: Jason: Freak.
Lady_Sarai: Bruce: ::looks blankly at *Tim* now::
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: ::smiles::
zoe_chan: Tim: ::mutters:: *Someone* appreciates me.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: I think... you need to get out more.
zoe_chan: Tim: What?
zoe_chan: Jason: You worry about the dosage of tranquilizers you can give someone and how you can poison them with them. That's twisted. You need a hobbym, kid.
Tim: I'm not really interested in your opinion, Jason.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: It's not his fault. He still lives in Gotham.
zoe_chan: Jason: So do a lot of people who *don't* think like that. Bruce lives in Gotham.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: ....I think you just proved my point.
zoe_chan: Jason: Bruce doesn't make a hobby out of tranquilizing people.
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: ::coughs::
zoe_chan: Tim: I didn't say--seriously. You guys have never worked this out?
zoe_chan: Jason: No.
zoe_chan: Dick: No.
Lady_Sarai: Bruce: .::looks at THEM now:: There were tests.
zoe_chan: Jason: .......yeah, I didn't pay a whole lot of attnetion to those.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: ::squirms:: Um. I was always better with the practicals.
zoe_chan: Tim: ::facepalm::
Lady_Sarai: Bruce: ::stares at them::
Lady_Sarai: Jason: Well, come on! We're supposed to be the good guys, we're not supposed to go around poisoning people, with or without tranqs.
zoe_chan: Tim: They can be very useful when you're dealing with the crazies.
zoe_chan: Tim: ::mutters:: Or Bruce when he's being grouchy.
Lady_Sarai: Alfred: ::smiles again::
Lady_Sarai: Dick: ...I feel like I don't even know you.
zoe_chan: Tim: ::sadface::
Lady_Sarai: Dick: ::facepalm::
zoe_chan: Jason: Don't let him pull that on you, 'wing. He's a manipulative little shit.
zoe_chan: Tim: ::Bart eyes::
Lady_Sarai: Dick: I'm not looking!
zoe_chan: Jason: Good plan.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: ::groans:: Did you just give me a compliment?
zoe_chan: Jason: Don't let it go to your head.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: I think it's a sign of the apocalypse.
zoe_chan: Jason: Shut up, or I'll make you watch the kid pout.
zoe_chan: Tim: I'm not pouting.
Lady_Sarai: Jason: And what would you call that thing you're doing with your lip?
zoe_chan: Tim: I will tranquilize you and burn you in your sleep.
zoe_chan: Bruce: That's not... quite... what I had in mind when I taught you dosages...
Lady_Sarai: Jason: Clearly you didn't think that through.
Lady_Sarai: Dick: Or you underestimated Tim.
zoe_chan: Tim: ::smiles::
Lady_Sarai: Bruce: Well, if the two of *you* were any indication, I didn't *have* to worry about it.
zoe_chan: Dick and Jason: ::look away::